Everytime I see the the poster for "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" I can't stop seeing Kurt Russell as Aragorn.
I want to sue the people who designed this poster as they are really ruining the film for me.
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Everytime I see the the poster for "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" I can't stop seeing Kurt Russell as Aragorn.
I want to sue the people who designed this poster as they are really ruining the film for me.
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I don't think he looks like Russell at all.
Posted by: Aragorn | April 10, 2004 at 05:42 PM
McEvoy, are you experiencing hot flashes?
Posted by: Piccadilly McSquiggles | January 08, 2004 at 03:39 PM
I think that this particular image was used to appeal to middle-aged women (other than myself).
Posted by: Chris McEvoy | January 06, 2004 at 06:32 PM
Help me out here. Aragorn doesn't wear an eye patch. Aragorn's hair is chestnut, not mahogany. And Aragorn's style is "disheveled," not "dangerously sexy."
You've applied your secret, childhood idolization of Kurt's metrosexual savoir-faire onto Aragorn, bringing your buried feelings a little too close to the surface for comfort. I hope you're not married. Please, stay together for the kids' sake, at least until they're in high school and can comprehend daddy's new worldview.
Posted by: Piccadilly McSquiggles | December 30, 2003 at 04:23 PM