Apologies Not Accepted
First we had SorryEverybody.com where a load of whining USA liberals apologised for putting Bush in charge of the world, then we had ApologiesAccepted.com where another load of global liberals said that it was all ok and they understand how it happened.
Well I say 'crapola' to that load of mutal acceptance and understanding.
Before Coca-Cola decide to launch WeDonatedToBothSides.com and Nike do JustBeNice.com we thought we should publish ApologiesNotAccepted.com to try and stop this avalanche of middle class niceness and give a voice to a couple of disgruntled part time revolutionaries who want to make the world a better place by poking people with sticks.
ApologiesNotAccepted.com - You know it makes sense!
Message from easily.co.uk :
We apologise to customersites2.easily.co.uk users. Due to a denial of service attack that is occurring, we have had to refuse access to the server so that we can bolster our firewall to combat this problem. Our technical team is working to restore full service as quickly as possible.
Guess where apologiesnotaccepted.com is hosted!
I hope that the two events are not related!
Perhaps it's some kind of conspiracy!
Posted by: Chris McEvoy | December 06, 2004 at 01:09 PM
Please read the comments on Metafilter, they are just great.
My current favourite is:
"Chris ought to be apologizing to his kid for naming him "Blunkett". Poor kid - saddled with that name for a lifetime.
The real reason Chris is so angry is that his application for a Tourist Visa was turned down. His outspoken hostility to the government made him a security risk."
Posted by: Chris McEvoy | December 07, 2004 at 08:35 AM
I am still having problems with the hosting for ApologiesNotAccepted.com
"Customersites2.easily.co.uk - UPDATE: we have now been able to allow a limited IP range to access this server. This allows all access from Europe. If you are still unable to connect, please let us know your IP address so we can include this."
Posted by: Chris McEvoy | December 07, 2004 at 08:46 AM
"Isn't" is a contraction and deserves an apostrophe.
Perhaps I am mistaken. Perhaps the Queen has dementia.
Posted by: Jake McDingo | December 07, 2004 at 09:20 AM
Captain Jack, it's been a while, great to read your precipitious prose again.
Posted by: Chris McEvoy | December 07, 2004 at 09:29 AM
Nice evasive action Chris. Will you ever face the music for your crimes against the Crown? You are too much like the man you purport to despise.
Posted by: Jake McDingo | December 08, 2004 at 05:46 AM